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on a lighter note…

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My last posts were a little on the heavy side. Admittedly, I have a tendency to react strongly and swing my pendulum wildly the other direction. So, to balance it all out, a little humor is in order.

Jeff Foxworthy has made a name for himself with the phrase, “…you might be a redneck.” I’m not being critical, I’m just poking a little fun with my own version, “…you might be an attractional megachurch.” For each one, you can click on it to read the true story. Really. I’m not making this stuff up!

  • If you have RSVPs for your church’s very first services, you might be an attractional megachurch.
  • If your worship leader leads the nominees for Dove Awards, you might be an attractional megachurch. If your budget has a line item for worship team clothing allowance, you might be an attractional megachurch. (true story, although I can’t find a link for it!)
  • If your church auditorium used to be the home of a professional athletic team, you might be an attractional megachurch.
  • If your church’s pipe organ is on the list of the world’s largest pipe organs, you might be an attractional megachurch.
  • If your church spent more than $1 million on its Christmas production, you might be an attractional megachurch.
  • If your church building tops the list of the largest churches in the world, you might be an attractional megachurch.

If you come up with some good ones, feel free to post a comment and add your own! It’s even more fun if you’ve got proof to back up your comment!

in the fullness of time

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We have just come through the Christmas season and we all heard the great gospel accounts of Christ’s birth. I wish we had more information about his upbringing. What did he spend his time doing? We know he launched his public ministry around age 30, but why did he wait that long? Wasn’t his mission important enough to have started it 5 or 10 years earlier? Didn’t he realize that there were people who were going to die without the hope he had come to bring?

Sometimes those of us in evangelical circles feel the pressure to rush to “close the deal” with people who don’t know Christ. We often hear things like, “There are people all around us dying and going to hell and we need to get out there and share the gospel with them. Where are we going to scare them off to, hell #2?” Don’t get me wrong. We do need to share the gospel with people. What I am trying to reconcile in my head is that Jesus waited until he was 30 to start his ministry. Not only that, but God saw fit to wait about 4,000 years after the fall of mankind before He sent Jesus. Up until that time, millions upon millions of non-Jewish people died outside of God’s plan of redemption.

If God waited until “the fullness of time” (Gal. 4:4-5) before sending His son and then Jesus waited until he was 30 to begin his public ministry, don’t you think there is some rationale for building a genuine friendship with people before we share the Gospel with them? After all, the Gospel is WAY bigger than what we have made it. Essentially, we have turned the Gospel into a set of beliefs about God that we try to get someone to buy into by praying a prayer so they don’t have to go to hell. Sounds like fire insurance to me. The Church in North America needs to go back and rediscover what the Gospel is. It is something that is so big and so important that God had to wait for the exact moment to unleash it on this earth “in the fullness of time.”